Quote #33424
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
Quote #8054
It matters not how a man dies, but how he lives. The act of...
Quote #246
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #204
But did thee feel the earth move?
Quote #32146
…The electoral franchise has been conferred upon the Negroes in almost all the states...
Quote #7897
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than...
Quote #29704
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Quote #34057
We need a president who’s fluent in at least one language.
Quote #2343
A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.
Quote #21772
Let every fox take care of his own tail.