Quote #25867
Righteous people have no sense of humor.
Quote #12261
A grand passion is the privelege of people who have nothing to do.
Quote #26789
Every act of dishonesty has at least two victims the one we think of...
Quote #31601
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Quote #19467
We look forward to the time when the power to love will replace the...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #16653
I think that people want peace so much that one of these days government...
Quote #14222
To be nobody-but-yourself — in a world which is doing its best, night and...
Quote #7896
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
Quote #19256
Mutual forgiveness of each vice. Such are the Gates of Paradise.