Quote #16411
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace in a continual...
Quote #19065
There are no limits to either time or distance, except as man himself may...
Quote #9820
You go back. You search for what made you happy when you were smaller....
Quote #19428
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women....
Quote #2482
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
Quote #5094
Nobody ever died of laughter.
Quote #10326
When I say I believe in a square deal i do not mean …...
Quote #8676
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
Quote #16299
Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel....
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.