Quote #2351
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a...
Quote #10017
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Quote #27497
I claim the right to contradict myself. I don’t want to deprive myself of...
Quote #19653
It is not really difficult to construct a series of inferences, each dependent upon...
Quote #23918
When something can be read without effort, great effort has gone into its writing.
Quote #22004
There are two kinds of talents, man-made talent and God-given talent. With man-made talent...
Quote #17520
With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my bended arm for...
Quote #27578
It is occasionally possible to charge hell with a bucket of water, but against...
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #21532
Sometimes I think we’re alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we’re not....