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The universal and lasting establishment of peace constitutes not merely a part, but the...
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What we call progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
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More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the...
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I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always...
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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
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Make your own recovery the first priority in your life.
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If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and...
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From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes...
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The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.