Quote #28378
I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
Quote #13637
To pull together is to avoid being pulled apart.
Quote #29566
My boat goes west, your’s east. Heaven’s a wind for both journeys.
Quote #3086
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
Quote #27680
To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world...
Quote #2342
All children are essentially criminal.
Quote #2909
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, although it is apt to fill a man with wind...
Quote #25908
Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and...
Quote #19161
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.