Quote #32467
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
Quote #30399
I’m like John Wayne. I only play good guys.
Quote #433
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
Quote #26821
I love criticism just so long as it’s unqualified praise.
Quote #1594
Nothing, of course, begins at the time you think it did.
Quote #627
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Quote #11059
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
Quote #30808
All sunshine makes a desert.
Quote #12219
In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible...
Quote #34727
You bluffed me I don’t like it when people bluff me. It makes me...