Quote #6314
The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray, and the advantage...
Quote #26062
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Quote #5208
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #19974
People are like stained glass windows they sparkle and shine when the sun is...
Quote #31324
You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
Quote #17766
To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
Quote #3954
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
Quote #25543
Patience with others is Love, Patience with self is Hope, Patience with God is...
Quote #21713
The people have always some champion whom they set over them and nurse into...