Quote #2708
Americans are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we...
Quote #285
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Quote #7319
Be not too hasty either with praise or blame; speak always as though you...
Quote #7652
We must beat the iron while it is hot, but we may polish it...
Quote #19659
Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other.
Quote #25946
I’m very curious to know what the hell they’re saying on the phone, but...
Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #12602
The worthwhile problems are the ones you can really solve or help solve, the...
Quote #31020
If Abu Nidal is a terrorist, then so is George Washington. (Reply to President...
Quote #14928
Life is largely a matter of expectation.