Quote #5835
Insanity destroys reason, but not wit.
Quote #5560
Count not him among your friends who will retail your privacies to the world.
Quote #19175
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
Quote #10701
I liked New York when it was an up-and-down city for me, low streets...
Quote #14240
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
Quote #12305
Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too,...
Quote #31749
If decade after decade the truth cannot be told, each person’s mind begins to...
Quote #34522
When you live in Texas, every single time you see snow its magical.
Quote #22663
Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...