Quote #4204
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as...
Quote #2529
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the...
Quote #1749
An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.
Quote #19122
To say the least, a town life makes one more tolerant and liberal in...
Quote #12577
To err is human, to purr is feline.
Quote #16882
They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.
Quote #15329
It is better to obey the mysterious direction, without any fuss, when it points...
Quote #25670
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
Quote #19588
I have three treasures. Guard and keep them The first is deep love, The...
Quote #143
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?