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I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all...
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How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese
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Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren Are you kidding By day he is...
Quote #3130
Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
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Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like the primal horde....
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Regrets are idle yet history is one long regret. Everything might have turned out...
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In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful...
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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
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All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #21403
A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go...