Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #14576
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional...
Quote #16668
An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more...
Quote #15431
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
Quote #34011
I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I...
Quote #16738
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
Quote #127
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought—particularly...
Quote #13131
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of...
Quote #4395
Friends have all things in common.
Quote #19357
A winner never whines.