Quote #28275
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #1121
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
Quote #1040
Life is a disease; and the only diference between one another is the stage...
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #11001
The real giants have been poets, men who jumped from facts into the realm...
Quote #31797
Friendship is one of the sweetest joys of life. Many might have failed beneath...
Quote #20359
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are...
Quote #31504
This is all you have. This is not a dry run. This is your...
Quote #8073
The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.
Quote #18472
And in the end it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s...