Quote #13087
The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.
Quote #6166
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they...
Quote #8200
The best remedy for a bruised heart is not, as so many people seem...
Quote #29283
A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend,...
Quote #289
If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.
Quote #21160
There are many people in the world who really don’t understand-or say they don’t-what...
Quote #12278
It?s such a part of me, I assume Everyone can see it.
Quote #6836
No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them...
Quote #15331
In all things preserve integrity; and the consciousness of thine own uprightness will alleviate...
Quote #31245
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...