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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was...
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A hundred years ago, the electric telegraph made possible – indeed, inevitable – the...
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I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I...
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the...
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I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a...
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The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends...
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The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let...
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The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the dead.
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Sleep is often the only occasion in which man cannot silence his conscience; we...