Quote #3948
Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
Quote #29916
Guilt is anger directed at ourselves–at what we did or did not do.
Quote #18545
In no sense do I advocate evading or defying the law … That would...
Quote #111
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #20509
It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially...
Quote #6176
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Quote #33160
Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
Quote #20369
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
Quote #4693
Manners maketh man.
Quote #31476
To acquire knowledge, one must study but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.