Quote #605
I like people who refuse to speak until they are ready to speak.
Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #20949
The gods are just, and of our pleasant vices Make instruments to plague us.
Quote #17614
You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them.
Quote #1414
the only drink for a wise man.
Quote #27691
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #32748
Look to your health and if you have it, praise God and value it...
Quote #32980
Agitators are a set of interfering, meddling people, who come down to some perfectly...
Quote #15712
He who ashamed of his poverty would be equally proud of his wealth.
Quote #32624
All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.