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When you are obliged to make a statement that you know will cause displeasure,...
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.
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Many a man that couldn’t direct you to the drug store on the corner...
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Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody’s heart.
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He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his...
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And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree...
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Wise sayings often fall on barren ground; but a kind word is never thrown...
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Society has traditionally always tried to find scapegoats for its problems. Well, here I...