Quote #14612
The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.
Quote #11137
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
Quote #28825
I want a busy life, a just mind, and a timely death.
Quote #2867
This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those...
Quote #3167
Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.
Quote #4096
States should have the right to enact… laws…particularly to end the inhumane practice of...
Quote #1935
You can convince anyone of anything if you just push it at them 100%...
Quote #15979
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.
Quote #1112
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
Quote #16037
He that thinks himself the wisest is generally the least so.