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I like the silent church before the service begins, better than any preaching.
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Whatever is to make us better and happy, God has placed either openly before...
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If men were born free, they would, so long as they remained free, form...
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The most certain test by which we judge whether a country is really free...
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Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to...
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The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
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Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...