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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
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Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
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What is the hardest thing in the world To think.
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Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
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The mode by which the inevitable comes to pass is effort.
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Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse.
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You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic...
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Push on, friend. You’re just one exciting step from the banquet hall of life.
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I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be inferior.
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Learning makes a man fit company for himself.