Quote #30133
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #26110
If it seems a childish thing to do, do it in remembrance that you...
Quote #14347
Were this world an endless pain, and by sailing eastward we could forever reach...
Quote #23347
I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers. Go ahead-make my...
Quote #32336
SMILE GOD LOVES YOU
Quote #24084
To think ill of mankind, and not to wish ill to them, is perhaps...
Quote #12128
Give what you have. To some it may be better than you dare think.
Quote #23420
The privilege of absurdity to which no living creature is subject, but man only.
Quote #1270
I bet the human brain is a kludge.