Quote #24789
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Quote #16504
Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going...
Quote #14538
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Quote #21550
It has all been very interesting.
Quote #10008
Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.
Quote #16689
He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
Quote #28879
Happiness is not a reward-it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment-it is...
Quote #15100
When you determined what you want, you have made the most important decision of...
Quote #2777
The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the...
Quote #26082
The qualities that get a man into power are not those that lead him,...