Quote #34262
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Quote #31973
It is amazing how much people can get done if they do not worry...
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #2768
California, the department store state.
Quote #1813
Television is for appearing on – not for looking at.
Quote #16121
Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing.
Quote #6487
Never spend your money before you have it.
Quote #12904
In the desert a fountain is springing, In the wide waste there still is...
Quote #2440
I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful...
Quote #14205
We teachers can only help the work going on, as servants wait upon a...