Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #18897
Life’s a voyage that’s homeward bound.
Quote #15000
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling...
Quote #16747
Man can climb to the highest summits, but he cannot dwell there long.
Quote #29552
Beyond every effort put first, lies an undiscovered opportunity.
Quote #7198
War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Quote #31082
Though thou has never so many counselors, yet do not forsake the counsel of...
Quote #24125
Insanity doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Quote #12647
If everything on earth were rational, nothing would happen.