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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if...
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First impressions are often the truest, as we find (not infrequently) to our cost,...
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Defining consultancy is a bit like defining the upper class every possible candidate draws...
Quote #31213
Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
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If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good...
Quote #30975
What one fool can do, another can.
Quote #10010
Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.
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A person who trusts no one can’t be trusted.
Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.