Quote #19455
The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks.
Quote #11507
Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do it enough to impress themselves,...
Quote #13240
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Quote #8774
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Nothing more clearly show how little God esteems his gift to men of wealth,...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #3135
Unprovided with original learning, unformed in the habits of thinking, unskilled in the arts...
Quote #11753
In a mad world, only the mad are sane.
Quote #22651
The shortest answer is doing.
Quote #11455
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.