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It is the sign of a weak mind to be unable to bear wealth.
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The CIA is made up of boys whose families sent them to Princeton but...
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You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
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Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as...
Quote #3812
It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What...
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Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.
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My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
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The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with...
Quote #12859
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
Quote #27793
We have scarcely gotten home … when our children’s sneezes greet us, skinned knees...