Quote #26703
They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
Quote #5567
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Quote #1121
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
Quote #32071
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous you get knocked down...
Quote #9061
Our bodies communicate to us clearly and specifically, if we are willing to listen...
Quote #32489
Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.
Quote #17360
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
Quote #13484
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.
Quote #33727
Once you have traveled, the voyage never ends, but is played out over and...
Quote #20853
Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man’s ingratitude.