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I consider being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one...
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A good inclination is but the first rude draught of virtue, but the finishing...
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He prayeth best who loveth best All things both great and small For the...
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We Americans have no commission from God to police the world.
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Nothing can add more power to your life than concentrating all your energies on...
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Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.