Quote #5505
Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.
Quote #31752
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences suicide....
Quote #21320
Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the...
Quote #30190
Work hard, live cheap, and save your money.
Quote #6360
In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared mind.
Quote #23701
Art is merely the refuge which the ingenious have invented, when they were supplied...
Quote #3895
He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits,...
Quote #2021
When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that...
Quote #27600
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.