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Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we...
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The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained...
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Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave...
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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
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Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense, differing from the latter only...
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The preservation of the sacred fire of liberty and the destiny of the republican...
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Friendship often ends in love but love in friendship–never.
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To find yourself jilted is a blow to your pride. Do your best to...
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For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let...