Quote #22840
The politicians don’t just want your money. They want your soul. They want you...
Quote #9853
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #2573
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded...
Quote #32392
Advice is the only commodity on the market where the supply always exceeds the...
Quote #13210
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Quote #17776
Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
Quote #9838
Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.
Quote #1584
We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us...
Quote #20146
She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...