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The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and...
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Facts are stubborn things and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the...
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The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until...
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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All marriages are mixed marriages.
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Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
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We often choose a friend as we do a mistress — for no particular...
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Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.
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Arms are instruments of ill omen. . . . When one is compelled to...
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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity an optimist sees the opportunity in...