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Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend....
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We are the people our parents warned us about.
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I’m not dumb enough to be a goalie.
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Growing old is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it...
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And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead by using...
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Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by...
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The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
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Man ceased to be an ape, vanquished the ape, on the day the first...
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That’s the risk you take if you change that people you’ve been involved with...