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A best seller was a book which somehow sold well simply because it was...
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If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere...
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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It does no harm just once in a while to acknowledge that the whole...
Quote #22041
Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children...
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We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make...
Quote #31802
If you’re a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm....
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Politeness is one half good nature and the other half good lying.
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War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and...
Quote #27577
Johnny couldn’t read … for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how.