Quote #11999
If you are interested in stories with happy endings you would be better off...
Quote #28499
There is nothing more corrupting, nothing more destructive of the noblest and finest feelings...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #3601
We should have had socialism already, but for the socialists.
Quote #26124
I was no petty thief, I wanted the world or nothing.
Quote #30641
The best time to do a thing is when it can be done.
Quote #2764
In all honesty, Johnny, we are often at the mercy of the White House...
Quote #20042
If you have a lemon, make lemonade.
Quote #1164
There is no limit to stupidity. Space itself is said to be bounded by...
Quote #26882
for whatever we lose (like a you or a me) it’s always ourselves we...