Quote #3685
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
Quote #14075
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
Quote #28105
What happens when the future has come and gone
Quote #20836
Jesters do often prove prophets.
Quote #17931
I know what pleasure is, for I have done good work.
Quote #8988
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are...
Quote #21781
Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Times is still a-flying And this same...
Quote #34659
I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.
Quote #9923
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has...
Quote #19335
Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.