Quote #18756
Generosity is not giving me that which I need more than you do, but...
Quote #16714
When you give yourself, you receive more than you give.
Quote #4507
Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember...
Quote #3788
“A penny for your thoughts?” “A dollar for your death.”
Quote #6161
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
Quote #23295
I just don’t think it’s good for us to be run out of town....
Quote #5676
We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic.
Quote #33881
He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing....
Quote #16790
What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.