Quote #803
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Quote #16018
In seeking wisdom thou are wise; in imagining that thou hast attained it thou...
Quote #28052
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Quote #30764
The best way not to have people in your way is to let them...
Quote #770
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Quote #20695
Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
Quote #26966
As A general rule, people marry most hapily with their own kind. The trouble...
Quote #20889
Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety.
Quote #2794
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Quote #8607
The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved.