Quote #5083
Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind.
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #1761
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Quote #30905
A half-truth is a whole lie.
Quote #2489
I feel a very unusual sensation – if it is not indigestion, I think...
Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Quote #1941
Canada: A few acres of snow.
Quote #30488
Age is a function of mind over matter if you don’t mind, it doesn’t...
Quote #18673
Author A fool who, not content with having bored those who have lived with...
Quote #16718
All men have the stars, but they do not mean the same things for...