Quote #2002
Men have become fools with their tools.
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I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend,...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common...
Quote #26438
He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be...
Quote #6132
Never for me the lowered banner, never the last endeavour.
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Kindness and compassion toward all living things is a mark of a civilized society....
Quote #25050
The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...