Quote #16689
He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
Quote #10574
It is easy to take liberty for granted when you have never had it...
Quote #2006
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Quote #34475
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #3389
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
Quote #1873
I think contraception is disgusting – people using each other for pleasure.
Quote #24025
Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.
Quote #11156
A contented mind is a continual feast.
Quote #1661
The truth is that all of us attain the greatest success and happiness possible...
Quote #7544
There are some duties we owe even to those who have wronged us. There...