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Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
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I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily...
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
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If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend six sharpening...
Quote #26768
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
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Once in a while you meet someone, and soon you both discover the two...
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If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling...
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So as a prince is forced to know how to act like a beast,...
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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you...
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The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at...