Quote #16284
To pity distress is but human; to relieve it is Godlike.
Quote #11547
Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a...
Quote #34020
Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the...
Quote #9787
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.
Quote #30133
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Quote #2714
All general statements are false.
Quote #18350
What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream Or what’s worse, what...
Quote #19512
Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
Quote #11477
Every civilization that has ever existed has ultimately collapsed.
Quote #31437
He’s simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.