Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #22820
What is an epigram A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
Quote #20067
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Quote #18868
We used to think that if we knew one, we knew two, because one...
Quote #28287
I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells...
Quote #1262
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Quote #21202
Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
Quote #13274
Sometimes there are no answers.
Quote #22414
I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I...
Quote #10684
He should not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the...