Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
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How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.
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In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted...
Quote #7337
It is destruction to the weak man to attempt to imitate the powerful.
Quote #8757
We never regret having eaten too little.
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They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see...
Quote #23350
If I thought there was some reason to be concerned about them, I wouldn’t...
Quote #11441
Failure to prepare is preparing to fail.
Quote #2537
When there are two conflicting versions of a story, the wise course is to...
Quote #34131
I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the...