Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #16714
When you give yourself, you receive more than you give.
Quote #21068
Speech is human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead therefore we must...
Quote #21298
Personally I’m always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
Quote #21804
So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever...
Quote #18419
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #31641
When you meet your antagonist, do everything in a mild and agreeable manner. Let...
Quote #4289
If you would be pungent, be brief; for it is with words as with...
Quote #6360
In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared mind.
Quote #32827
If we work upon marble, it will perish if we work upon brass, time...