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I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
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A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing...
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There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some...
Quote #4490
Practice yourself what you preach.
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First impressions are often the truest, as we find (not infrequently) to our cost,...
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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One of the greatest pieces of economic wisdom is to know what you do...
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Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of...
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In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the...
Quote #11343
Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.